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Oh honey, look at these programmers having their little existential crisis over ChatGPT! Meanwhile, mathematicians are standing there like the seasoned gallows veterans they are, rolling their eyes SO HARD they can see their own brain. 💅 Calculators literally DECIMATED mathematical jobs decades ago, and these math wizards just adapted and found more complex problems to solve. But sure, programmers, keep clutching those mechanical keyboards while sobbing into your Stack Overflow bookmarks! First automation rodeo, sweetie?

Oh sweet summer child... In the tech world, WAP means Wireless Access Point. In the other world, well... let's just say Cardi B wasn't rapping about network infrastructure. That awkward moment when you realize the HR ladies weren't correcting your technical knowledge—they were saving you from yourself. Nothing like discovering you've been enthusiastically discussing something completely different in all those meetings. Bet those quarterly reports read differently now!

Content A Common Mistake! AB2 Alice and Bob can complete a job in 2 hours. A C3 Alice and Charlie can complete the same job in 3 hours. B C4 Bob and Charlie can complete the same job in 4 hours. 2(A B C) 9 A B C 92 4.5 They take 4.5 hours working together. Mind Your Decisions pac1261 1 year ago p 16 4.9K REPLY But this makes no sense! When three people work together, it should take less time than when only two people work. But 4.5 hours is more time. So this answer must be wrong; the equations were set up incorrectly. 1 work in software development, and everyone in that field knows that the more programmers you assign to a task, the longer it will take.

The only thing scarier than AI taking over the world? Finding out Python isn't just C in a trench coat. C purists have spent years comforting themselves with the myth that Python is just a wrapper around C functions, like a child riding on their parent's shoulders wearing a long coat. "See, it's just C underneath!" they whisper to themselves while clutching their pointers. But the truth that Python has evolved into its own full-fledged language is apparently more terrifying than any artificial intelligence apocalypse. Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a memory-management enthusiast quite like a language where indentation matters and garbage collection just... happens.

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