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The AUDACITY of open source projects having to explicitly tell contributors "Please do not add malware" is sending me to another dimension! 💀 Like, imagine submitting your PR and thinking "hmm, should I solve this bug OR secretly install a keylogger that steals everyone's credit card info?" The fact that this needs to be a written rule is both HILARIOUS and TERRIFYING. It's giving "Swiper no swiping" energy but for hackers trying to sneak in backdoors. The maintainers are basically Dora, desperately trying to stop the malicious foxes of the coding world!

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The ultimate job security plan: write code so chaotic that even superintelligent AI takes one look and nopes right out. SpongeBob with his half-lidded eyes and notebook represents every developer who's created such an unholy tangle of spaghetti code that it's basically encrypted by incompetence. The AI apocalypse might be coming for our jobs, but it'll have to decrypt your 3AM variable naming conventions and uncommented hacks first. Your technical debt isn't a liability—it's a defensive moat!

Ah, the ultimate JavaScript framework showdown, but make it feline! From left to right, we've got Deno (orange cat with asterisk), Webpack (black cat with bundle symbol), Astro (gray cat with blue star), and Svelte (black cat with Svelte logo). These cats perfectly capture the backend of web development—showing you exactly what happens when frameworks turn around and present their assets . Webpack is busy bundling everything into one giant hairball, while Svelte stays slim and compiled. Meanwhile, Astro's just island architecting in its own universe, and Deno's over there promising it won't access your file system without permission. Four butts, four frameworks, infinite dependency conflicts.

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