That's What You Call Patchwork

Technical debt Refactoring Legacy code Code maintenance Software architecture Spaghetti code Hotfix Code quality Enterprise software

Programming Debugging Testing Devops Agile

2 months ago 164,577 views 0 shares

That's What You Call Patchwork

legacy-code-memes, technical-debt-memes, hotfix-memes, refactoring-memes, code-maintenance-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The road that time (and budget) forgot! This glorious patchwork of asphalt represents the sacred timeline of your company's codebase. Each differently colored patch is a desperate hotfix deployed at 2 AM by a different developer who whispered "we'll refactor this properly later" – a promise as broken as the road itself. The yellow lines desperately trying to maintain order are the coding standards document nobody follows. The best part? The project manager still calls it "battle-tested" in client meetings.

More Like This

Let just start taking interview there

Programming

2 years ago 36.3K views 0 shares

Let just start taking interview there | interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content INTERVIEWER GETTING QUESTIONS FROM STACK OVERFLOW INTERVIEWEE WHO PREPARED FROM STACK OVERFLOW

Coping Mechanisms For Various Programming Languages

Programming Rust Csharp C++ Javascript

6 months ago 406.8K views 1 shares

Coping Mechanisms For Various Programming Languages

The brutal truth about how developers survive their language of choice. C programmers ride motorcycles because they live dangerously with manual memory management. C++ devs mainline coffee to handle the complexity. C# folks need a variety of alcohol to cope with Microsoft's ecosystem. Python programmers use pacifiers because it's so beginner-friendly (but secretly they're babies). Haskell programmers need psychedelics to comprehend pure functional programming. Java devs pop Xanax to deal with enterprise verbosity and the JVM. JavaScript coders smoke weed to accept the chaos of the language. PHP programmers chain-smoke because they've made terrible life choices. And Rust programmers? They just wear cute socks because the compiler's strict safety checks make them feel warm and secure. Accurate? Probably more than we'd like to admit.

My favorite one✔✔

Programming

3 years ago 30.4K views 0 shares

My favorite one✔✔ | programming-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content HATE PROGRAMMING HATE PROGRAMMING THATE PROGRAMMING TWORKS! TOTE PROGRAMTAEG

Just image if this was true

Programming

2 years ago 34.6K views 0 shares

Just image if this was true | developer-memes, image-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 3 rules: -no wishing for death -no falling in love -no bring back dead people I want people to fight over what is the best language in the world just like developers fight over their languages There are 4 rules made with mematic

Hate is my motivation

Programming

4 years ago 36.6K views 0 shares

Hate is my motivation | programmer-memes, program-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Become a programmer because I have a great idea that will make me rich Become a programmer because one day I want to create printerOS (not a trademark) because I hate that I can't use the scanner without full ink cartridges! I can't ignore possible mistakes! I can't use cheap ink! I hate you HP! I hate you Canon! I hate you, the printer I paid for that doesn't do what I want !!!

Is This Even Logical

Programming

10 months ago 42.6K views 0 shares

isThisEvenLogical | binary-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content a 2 77 in the binary factory?? how queer ive never seen such d thing. must inquire about this further with my supervisor post-hastel 1011 0110000011010( i guess we doin ternary now D 12001102002212022