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Content Shannen Daron Shannenx0 No job is ever worth your sanity. Software Developers:

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OMG the AUDACITY of programmers! 😂 There they go again, completely IGNORING every other perfectly decent programming language that's practically BEGGING for attention, while their eyes glaze over with unbridled lust at the mere mention of Python! It's like watching someone at a buffet with 50 gourmet dishes who only eats the mac and cheese. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. The rest of the programming languages are literally standing RIGHT THERE, but nooooo - Python bats its syntactically simple eyelashes and suddenly nothing else in the coding universe matters! The betrayal! The drama! The indentation-based block structuring!

The classic programmer's transitive property. "If I know A and B, then I know C" logic taken to its absurd conclusion. Like claiming you're fluent in Italian because you once ate at Olive Garden. Next they'll say they know machine code because they touched a computer once. The confidence of someone who thinks programming languages are just Pokémon evolutions of each other.

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole Programming is like a "choose your own adventure game" except every path leads you to a StackOverflow question from 2013 describing the same bug, with no answer.