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That's What You Call Patchwork

Technical debt Refactoring Legacy code Code maintenance Software architecture Spaghetti code Hotfix Code quality Enterprise software

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3 months ago 175,780 views 0 shares

That's What You Call Patchwork

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The road that time (and budget) forgot! This glorious patchwork of asphalt represents the sacred timeline of your company's codebase. Each differently colored patch is a desperate hotfix deployed at 2 AM by a different developer who whispered "we'll refactor this properly later" – a promise as broken as the road itself. The yellow lines desperately trying to maintain order are the coding standards document nobody follows. The best part? The project manager still calls it "battle-tested" in client meetings.

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