Me Watching My Manager Commit My Next Three Weekends

Ah yes, the classic dance of technical debt meeting client promises. Your manager's out here selling "quick fixes" like they're on QVC, while you're sitting there doing the mental math on how many architectural sins you'll have to atone for.

The thing is, they're not wrong that it's a "simple" bug fix—if you ignore the spaghetti code, the lack of tests, the deprecated dependencies, and the fact that touching one line somehow breaks three unrelated features. Sure, slap a band-aid on it and call it done, or spend your weekends untangling the Gordian knot that is your codebase. Your choice! (Narrator: It wasn't a choice.)

Nothing says "healthy work-life balance" quite like refactoring legacy code on a Saturday because someone promised the client a miracle by Monday. Time to update that LinkedIn profile.