Programmers Get Much More Sleep, Right?

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Programmers Get Much More Sleep, Right?

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Normal people complain about not getting sleep like it's some rare occurrence. Programmers? We've transcended the concept of "last night" entirely. Sleep deprivation isn't a bug in our lifestyle—it's a feature we've been shipping for years. That monkey-puppet side-eye perfectly captures the moment when someone mentions being tired and you realize you can't even remember what a full 8 hours feels like. Your IDE has seen more of 3 AM than your bed has. The real kicker is we don't even have the energy to explain that our "didn't get any sleep" is measured in weeks, not nights. We're running on caffeine, Stack Overflow, and pure spite at this point.

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