Know The Difference

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The corporate dating hierarchy has spoken. Mention Lua? You're a mysterious, sexy unicorn deserving of heart emojis. Mention PHP? Straight to HR jail.

It's not about skill—it's about perceived exoticness. Nobody at the office Christmas party wants to hear about your WordPress plugins, but that game engine scripting? Suddenly you're fascinating.

Ten years in the industry and I've learned: your attractiveness is directly proportional to how obscure your programming language is. Bonus points if nobody can pronounce it correctly.

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