Programmer Working Out

Look at that broken plastic piece being repurposed as a hook. That's basically the coding equivalent of: "Hey, that null pointer exception is actually super useful for detecting when the user does something stupid!" Every senior dev has that moment where they stare at their janky workaround and think, "Ship it. It's not a bug anymore—it's an undocumented feature with character." Bonus points if you add a cryptic comment like // Don't touch this. It works. I don't know why.

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The eternal duality of programming: questioning everything when it fails AND when it succeeds. Nothing triggers existential dread quite like code working on the first try. "It's broken? Must debug for hours." "It works? Must have introduced 12 new bugs I haven't found yet." The only certainty in development is uncertainty—and the sneaking suspicion that your computer is gaslighting you.

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Content lonce won first place in my University's Poker Al competition. We had 2 hours to build a bot and the first place prize was a new MacBook. I was a freshman and had no idea what I was doing. My algorithm was literally: if isMyTurn: goAllIn() I broke all the other bots, who started folding every single time zar They were coding, bro was gambling.

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