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Ah, the classic "I'm a hacker" flex that crumbles faster than a website with no CSRF protection. This meme perfectly captures that moment when someone brags about their "elite hacking skills" but can't actually name a single CVE number or explain what SQL injection is. It's like claiming you're a chef because you can microwave ramen. The second panel's challenge to "name every vulnerability" is that perfect reality check we all need to deliver to the cousin who "hacked" their ex's Facebook by using a saved password. The final "I set the bar too low" admission is just *chef's kiss* - the universal experience of realizing that in the world of security, the Dunning-Kruger effect has claimed another victim.

LinkedIn's notification system: the ultimate developer tease. Getting excited about appearing in 367 searches only to realize those HR people and recruiters ghosted you faster than an uncaught exception. The classic tech industry paradox – somehow you're simultaneously "highly visible" and completely invisible. It's like having 100% test coverage but your app still crashes in production.

[text] HOW IT FEELS BEING A PROGRAMMER AFTER YOU HIT 30 YEARS OLD.

When the age-old Python vs Java debate gets settled by... string comparison. Someone asked for proof that Python is better than Java, and they got it - technically. In the Python interpreter, 'python' > 'java' evaluates to True because in lexicographical comparison 'p' comes after 'j' in the alphabet. Congratulations, the greatest programming language war has been resolved with literal string comparison. Next up: solving tabs vs spaces by measuring their physical width with a ruler.

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