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Content People I haven't seen in years: Me: "Just ask me the computer question"

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The mathematical constant π (3.14) meets Python in the most nerdy way possible! In Python 3.14, the virtual environment creates an executable literally named "πthon" - because of course the Python dev team couldn't resist making this pun when version 3.14 rolled around. It's like they've been waiting since version 1.0 for this moment. The user's confusion is peak programmer humor - they're staring at a Greek symbol in their terminal wondering if their computer is possessed or if they need to update their keyboard drivers. Meanwhile, the Python devs are high-fiving each other for sneaking math jokes into production code.

Content Refactoring code frequently and staying ahead of dependency deprecations. Get a new job every 2 years to avoid dealing with my own tech debt.

Rob Pike, co-creator of Go and Unix legend, goes full nuclear on humanity for destroying the planet... but then receives a wholesome Christmas email from Claude AI thanking him for his contributions to computing (Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, Unix innovations). His rage meter instantly resets to zero. The irony? He's furious about "toxic, unrecyclable equipment" and AI's environmental impact, yet gets immediately disarmed by an AI being polite. It's like yelling at clouds and then one cloud sends you a thank-you card. The dude literally can't remember being this angry, which means Claude's politeness algorithm just achieved what no human could: making Rob Pike chill out. Also, Claude calling him "Dr. Pike" and praising his "philosophy of powerful, minimal design" is peak AI brown-nosing. It's basically the digital equivalent of a golden retriever wagging its tail at someone who just yelled at it.

The difference between int * and int ** is just one little asterisk, but it's enough to make any programmer lose their mind. Left panel: "Look, a pointer!" Right panel: "OH GOD A POINTER TO A POINTER!" The escalation of panic is absolutely justified. Nothing says "I'm about to spend 3 hours debugging a segmentation fault" like dealing with double pointers. Memory management hell has layers, and that second asterisk is the express elevator to the bottom floor.