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Content Me spending 2 hours writing a good bug ticket, including a perfect code example to reproduce the error. Me after said ticket is closed 10 seconds later as a duplicate of a 6 year old ticket that is still open.

Nothing says "tech industry is totally fine" like bragging about your underage coding prodigy who's cranking out 250k lines of code while his classmates are still learning algebra. Bonus points for the "AI-native" buzzword that basically means "kid who never knew life without ChatGPT." The real punchline? That 35-year-old senior dev with a mortgage who's been grinding for a decade and just got replaced by someone who can't legally buy energy drinks. Welcome to tech in 2024, where your years of experience are less valuable than being born after the iPhone was invented!

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Top frame: a pristine school bus on tracks, representing your in-house team's meticulously crafted code. Bottom frame: same bus getting absolutely demolished by a train - that's what happens when management decides to save a few bucks by hiring the cheapest offshore devs they could find on Fiverr. Nothing says "technical debt" quite like watching your beautiful architecture get flattened by someone who thinks "code documentation" means adding random comments in broken English. The project timeline just went from "on schedule" to "we're completely derailed."

Ah yes, the magnificent tower of Babel that is our "modern digital infrastructure." A massive, precarious stack of systems built on systems, held together by duct tape and prayers. And then there's the r/ProgrammerHumor Redditors, represented by that single, tiny rectangle on the right. Contributing absolutely nothing of structural value while pointing out how ridiculous the whole thing is. The irony of criticizing the very infrastructure they depend on to post their criticisms isn't lost on anyone who's ever restarted a server at 3 AM while muttering "have you tried turning it off and on again?" to themselves.

Content Thread nadia,. anysssaaaa My boyfriend I go to a new restaurant every Friday night. We both order a cocktail, appetizer, entree dessert. We take turns each week paying. phones aren't allowed during dinner. We reflect on the previous week make new goals for the upcoming week. I love it