The Clipboard Betrayal

Content When you come back from your holidays and find out someone broke your code Look how they massacred my boy. made with mematic

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HIERARCHY of self-reference in programming languages! 😬 Java with its pretentious " this " keyword? Barely tolerable . Python with its elegant " self " parameter? Now we're talking sophistication ! But Visual Basic with its dramatic " Me " keyword?! HONEY, THAT'S THE PROGRAMMING EQUIVALENT OF SHOWING UP TO A FUNERAL IN A SEQUIN DRESS! 💀 The title says it all - if your job forces you to code in VB, just end it all immediately! The TRAUMA! The HORROR! The SYNTAX! I simply cannot and will not with VB's melodramatic self-importance! It's giving main character energy in the WORST possible way!

Content Tech startups NPComplete Teens deep learning sinle problems solvalle Air conventional deal analysis

Microsoft's email about Windows 10 end-of-support is basically the corporate equivalent of the Titanic's band playing while the ship sinks. "Your PC will continue to work, but support will be discontinued" is tech speak for "enjoy your future security vulnerabilities, we'll be over here selling Windows 11." The meme perfectly captures that sinking feeling when you realize your perfectly functional OS is being marched toward the digital graveyard while Microsoft plays a somber farewell tune. At least they're giving us 6 months to rearrange the deck chairs.

Content define STD ERR -1 mich define evah (H) int Exonsouschar ; sizet): int exec pwdl); int exec set (char , sizet); int execget (char , sizet) ant exec and(char , sizet) int tokenize(char char int main() sizet ); Init PATH int err setenv("PATH", "bin", 1); 1f (err 'STDERR) perror (SHELL): Change Into homedir int cd chdir(getenv ("HOME")) if (ed ' STD ERR) SHELL) for evah printfi Sizet inpsize char inp NULL; int err - getline(Sinp, Einpsize, stdin);

The textbook writer clearly slept through their CS101 class. Claiming "JavaScript (or Java)" is like saying "A Ferrari (or a Bicycle)" is a transportation device. Sure, they both get you places, but one will make you curse at traffic while the other makes you curse at your own legs. This is the academic equivalent of telling your barber "just give me that JavaScript haircut... you know, the Java one." The Android part later is just *chef's kiss* - the perfect garnish on this knowledge casserole of confusion.