QA Engineer Walks Into A Bar

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole How Programmers are portrayed in movies: white male conspicuously nerdy everything he codes works on the first try fast typist, types extra fast in programming emergencies never Googles error messages, in fact there are no error messages

Content you can't have failing unit tests if you do not write unit tests Openi Mon SURF.CO

The eternal struggle of every developer who's ever lived! Instead of taking the quick quarter-mile journey to actually understand why our code is broken, we drag ourselves 21 grueling miles through the desert of desperation, repeatedly begging our IDE's cursor to magically fix itself. That blinking cursor mocks us while we type "pls fix" into the void for the 47th time, as if our computer might suddenly grow sentient and take pity on us. Meanwhile, the path to actually debugging the problem properly sits right there, practically untraveled. The compiler tried to tell us what was wrong, but we weren't listening!

Content Junior Developer 4 reviews Temporarily remote - Full-time You must create an Indeed account before continuing to the company website to apply Apply on company site Key skills and attributes Skilled in developing dynamic data-driven applications in the Microsoft net framework using C, MVC ASP. Net Proficiency in HTML, JavaScript, CSS including browser configuration Experience as a Python Developer and experience with Python frameworks (e.g., Django, Flask, Bottle) Familiar with API integrations (SON, XML, SOAP etc.) Proficient technical problem-solving skills and ability to diagnose technical problems quickly Familiar with a range of SO capabilities including OKTA Knowledge in using Microsoft Azure cloud technologies to develop, deploy and serve applications Knowledge of test automation, continuous integration and delivery and automated deployments Experience of Agile SCRUM and Kanban Ability to operate in a value-driven style consistent with the values of the public services and specifically with the new organisational values

The expectation vs. reality of coding is brutal. In your head, you're Captain Jack Sparrow - swashbuckling through elegant algorithms, conquering complex problems with panache. Then your fingers hit the keyboard and suddenly you're the bootleg knockoff version, struggling to remember basic syntax while Stack Overflow becomes your only friend. The transformation from imagined coding genius to "why won't this compile?" happens faster than you can say "missing semicolon."

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