QA Engineer Walks Into A Bar

Content PLEASE DON'T EAT ME SAFELY ENDANGERED I WASN'T GOING TO phen Your background looks perfect for our company. When can you do a take home 10 hour test and 6 rounds of interview to see if you are a good fit? PLEASE EAT ME

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Content TOP DEFINITION y f S Machine Learning 1. An Artificial Intelligence (Al) algorithm that proposes solutions to a problem after learning from several trial and error attempts. 2. A term that students use at hackathons to sound smart, especially when they actually have no idea what it means. Example (from a 2011 Hackathon): C Code: int main) cout"Enter your name"; cin name; cout "Hello, Brian!"; Brian: We used machine learning to greets the user, by learning their name. Brian won 4th place at the hackathon by Wammybarnut March 17, 2015 7 30 FLAG

Content ASKING AIRCRAFT DESIGNERS ABOUT AIRPLANE SAFETY: NOTHING IS EVER FOOLPROOF, BUT MODERN AIRLINERS ARE INCREDIBLY RESILIENT. FLYING IS THE SAFEST WAY 10 TRAVEL. ASKING BUILDING ENGINEERS ABOUT ELEVATOR SAFETY: ELEVATORS ARE PROTECTED BY MULTIPLE TRIED-AND-TESTED FAILSAFE MECHANISMS. THEY'RE NEARLY INCAPABLE OF FALLING. ASKING SOFTWARE ENGINEERS ABOUT COMPUTERIZED VOTING: THAT'S TERRIFYING. WAIT, REALLY? DON'T TRUST VOTING SOFTWARE AND DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU IT'S SAFE. WHY? I DON'T QUITE KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS, BUT OUR ENTIRE FIELD IS BAD AT WHAT WE DO, AND IF YOU RELY ON US, EVERYONE WILL DIE. THEY SAY THEY'VE FIXED IT WITH SOMETHING CALLED "BLOCKCHAIN." AAAAA!!! WHATEVER THEY SOLD YOU, DON'T TOUCH IT. BURY IT IN THE DESERT. WEAR GLOVES. Prodrammer-umor.io

Oh my god, which developer forgot to remove their code comments from the production build?! 😂 Someone literally pushed the entire explanation of what the notification is supposed to do... IN THE ACTUAL NOTIFICATION ! That poor soul is probably hiding under their desk right now while the senior devs are hunting them down. This is what happens when you code at 3 AM fueled by nothing but energy drinks and desperation! The best part is they even commented the comment! It's like comment-ception!

Content The cast of the Office look like they are about to drop the hottest software update of 2007 .