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Not Enough Parameters Gang
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Not Enough Parameters Gang
The eternal dilemma of function design perfectly illustrated on an IQ bell curve. The low-IQ crowd (0.1%) and high-IQ geniuses (0.1%) agree: "Just add a new function." Meanwhile, the average devs (34%) in the middle are sweating bullets, desperately clinging to their sacred principle of code reuse: "NO WE SHOULD ADD ANOTHER PARAMETER AND REUSE CODE!" It's the horseshoe theory of programming - both extremes of the intelligence spectrum somehow reach the same conclusion while the "well-actually" crowd in the middle is busy creating those monstrous functions with 17 optional parameters, 9 of which are booleans. And they wonder why nobody wants to maintain their code...

Some Things ̶N̶E̶V̶E̶R̶ ̶C̶H̶A̶N̶G̶E̶ ̶ Change For The...
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Some Things ̶N̶E̶V̶E̶R̶ ̶C̶H̶A̶N̶G̶E̶ ̶ Change For The...
Python vs C++ in 2022: a tale of two worlds. Left side: Python's blissful simplicity. def func(x): - that's it. You're good to go. Ship it. Right side: C++'s parameter passing flowchart that looks like someone mapped the human genome. "Is x a raw memory address?" "Is x invocable?" "Does x need to be perfectly forwarded?" Just to figure out how to pass a damn variable. Remember when we thought languages would get simpler over time? Yeah, that was cute. Meanwhile C++ developers are over here with decision trees that would make air traffic controllers nervous.

Good Foxy Day To You! Here Is A Fubuki Meme
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Good Foxy Day To You! Here Is A Fubuki Meme
Ah, the subtle art of variable naming! The code is identical, but the parameters tell the whole story. Regular programmers use boring old bar and baz - the placeholder variables straight from the CS textbook. But those cultured individuals with a Fubuki addiction? They've ascended to boo and kee - because why write functional code when you can inject your VTuber obsession into every line? The function still works exactly the same, but now your code review buddies know EXACTLY what you were watching instead of fixing those bugs. Priorities, people!