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The bathroom standoff of programming languages continues into 2025. While other devs avoid the PHP programmer at the urinals like he's carrying a digital plague, the PHP dev is still clinging to relevance with that desperate "78% of the Internet" statistic. It's the coding equivalent of that guy who peaked in high school and won't stop talking about that one touchdown. Sure, WordPress powers a chunk of the web, but so did Internet Explorer once upon a time. Doesn't mean it wasn't a dumpster fire with legacy support.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute CHAOS of putting os.system("sudo poweroff") in a try block just to prove a pedantic point about finally blocks! 💀 You're literally SHUTTING DOWN THE ENTIRE COMPUTER to win a technical argument with your professor! The finally block will NEVER execute because you've murdered the entire operating system mid-execution! That's not debugging—that's a declaration of WAR against both common sense and electricity bills!

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