The Tab Hoarders Manifesto

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The Tab Hoarders Manifesto

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Ah, the sacred ritual of tab accumulation—where your RAM slowly dies while your productivity pretends to thrive. Nothing says "I'm definitely going to read this later" like having 400 Stack Overflow solutions open simultaneously. The sweet release that comes with a browser crash is basically the digital equivalent of declaring bankruptcy. "I no longer owe the internet my attention!" Who needs organization when you can have chaos with a side of computer fan screaming in agony?

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