Now I Have Two Problems

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Now I Have Two Problems

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The classic developer trap: "I'll just use threads to solve this!" Fast forward 10 minutes and you're debugging race conditions, deadlocks, and wondering why your CPU is on fire. It's like trying to fix a leaky pipe with a flamethrower—technically you've solved the original problem, but now your house is burning down. Multithreading: turning one straightforward problem into an exciting collection of non-deterministic nightmares since the dawn of computing.

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