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The Tragic Promotion Ring

The Tragic Promotion Ring
The management curse strikes again! This meme perfectly captures that existential crisis when you're promoted from hands-on developer to team lead, and suddenly your days are consumed by meetings, emails, and putting out fires instead of the sweet, sweet dopamine hits from writing actual code. Just like Bilbo yearning for his simple hobbit life, you're now desperately dreaming of those uninterrupted coding sessions. Meanwhile, your side project gathers digital dust, waiting for that mythical "quiet time" that exists only in fantasy—much like Bilbo's dream of finishing his book. The true senior developer paradox: getting promoted for your coding skills only to never write code again. Congratulations on the career advancement... I guess?

Only Reason To Choose Router Over Ethernet Cable

Only Reason To Choose Router Over Ethernet Cable
Gandalf and Saruman battling it out on top of a WiFi router instead of Orthanc tower. Because let's face it, the real battle in any household isn't good vs. evil—it's who gets to control the WiFi password. "YOU SHALL NOT PASS... more than 100Mbps to your devices!" The router's probably thinking, "I didn't sign up for this fantasy drama, I just want to stream Netflix without being turned into Middle-earth."

One Regex To Rule Them All

One Regex To Rule Them All
When Gandalf asks you to debug a regular expression, but you're just a hobbit who wanted second breakfast, not a regex nightmare. That cryptic pattern is basically the One Ring of programming—powerful, dangerous, and impossible to decipher without casting yourself into the fires of Stack Overflow. Even senior devs look at regex and think "It's some form of Elvish" before quietly opening their bookmarked regex101.com tab.

No Documentation

No Documentation
Writing code without documentation is like casting spells you'll forget by tomorrow. That function you wrote yesterday? Crystal clear. The one from today? Still makes sense. But come back in a week and you'll be staring at your own creation like Gandalf in unfamiliar territory. The dark magic of undocumented code strikes again.