Gandalf Memes

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You Shan't Pass
Security Networking Windows Programming
19 days ago 66.5K views 0 shares
You Shan't Pass
THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of a perfectly functioning offline program suddenly demanding internet permissions! Like, excuse me?! I was PERFECTLY HAPPY using you without the internet, and now you're standing at my firewall like some digital door-to-door salesman?! 💀 It's the digital equivalent of buying a toaster that worked fine for years, then one morning it refuses to toast until you let it call Switzerland. NOT TODAY, SUSPICIOUS EXECUTABLE! My firewall is channeling its inner Gandalf, staff raised high, ready to defend the realm of my computer from your sneaky connection attempts!

Python Based Vision
Python Programming Debugging
1 month ago 114.1K views 0 shares
Python Based Vision
SWEET MOTHER OF INDENTATION! The absolute HORROR of trying to find your cursor in a Python script! There you are, squinting at THREE different monitors like Gandalf trying to decipher ancient runes, and your cursor has VANISHED into the void! 🧙‍♂️ And why can't you find it? Because Python is the T-Rex of programming languages - it literally CANNOT SEE YOU if you don't move! Your cursor is just sitting there, perfectly camouflaged against the sea of whitespace, silently judging your life choices while you frantically wiggle your mouse like you're performing some desperate ritual to summon the coding gods!

No Documentation
Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 108.7K views 0 shares
No Documentation
Writing code without documentation is like casting spells you'll forget by tomorrow. That function you wrote yesterday? Crystal clear. The one from today? Still makes sense. But come back in a week and you'll be staring at your own creation like Gandalf in unfamiliar territory. The dark magic of undocumented code strikes again.

Regex Must Be Destroyed
Programming Javascript Python Debugging
2 months ago 131.9K views 0 shares
Regex Must Be Destroyed
The unholy inscription on the One Ring is actually just a regex pattern. Gandalf spent 60 years researching it not because of dark magic, but because he couldn't remember if \w includes underscores or not. Every developer who's stared at a regex pattern for more than 10 minutes eventually starts muttering "precious" and crawling around in server rooms.