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Content "If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you're not sure you can do it, say yes - then learn how to do it later." Richard Branson

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Content Marc Gravell marcgravell 1h I don't know how to get this to the ears that need to hear it, but if you end any programming question - whether in Stack Overflow, or GitHub, or anywhere else - with "but it gives an error", without telling me what it said: I want to reach through the screen and slap you. 4 17 6 48 8 V

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That moment when your "I'll figure it out as I go" approach spectacularly backfires. We've all been there—hacking together code at 2 AM, fueled by energy drinks and hubris, thinking "this feels right" without a single unit test in sight. The technical debt collectors always come knocking eventually. And just like this wall, your codebase won't magically straighten itself out. The fix is never "later"—it's "now plus overtime plus three emergency meetings." Remember kids: documentation isn't optional, and neither is architecture planning. But we'll all do it again next sprint anyway.

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