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The SaaS industry has officially jumped the shark. Someone created "CalcPro" - a freemium calculator app that locks the result of 2+2 behind a paywall. You get a generous 0 free calculations per month on the free tier, and if you want to see what 2+2 equals, you'll need to shell out $19.99/month for the PRO plan with "Unlimited" calculations. The BASIC plan gives you 10 calculations for $4.99, while TEAMS (because your whole company needs collaborative arithmetic) costs $49.99 for 5 users. The best part? There's a padlock icon next to the equals sign, treating basic arithmetic like it's classified government intel. This perfectly satirizes how modern tech companies slap "as a service" on literally anything and monetize the most trivial functionality. Next up: Breathing as a Service (BaaS) with premium oxygen molecules available only on the Enterprise plan.

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Content Write the code to compute the area of a polyhedron. Write the code comments in the style of Donald Trump. Copy code This is the code to compute the area of a polyhedron. It's a fantastic piece of code, the best code you've ever seen. You won't find a better code anywhere, trust me. It's really great def polyhedronarea(vertices, faces) : This code is so good, it doesn't even need comments. But I'll comment it anyway, because I'm a fantastic coder and a very stable genius. total area 0 Loop through all the faces of the polyhedron. for face in faces: Get the vertices of the current face. face vertices verticesi for i in face Use the Shoelace Theorem to compute the area of the current face. face area 8.5 abs(sum(x1y2 - x21 for ((X1, 1), (X2, y2)) in segments (facevertices))) Add the area of the current face to the total area. totalarea facearea Return the total area of the polyhedron. It's a really big area, believe me. return total area

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