My Boss

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My Boss

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The duality of workplace reactions: you're out here ready to flip tables and rage-quit over yet another production bug at 5 PM on a Friday, meanwhile your boss is sitting there like some emotionless algorithm analyzing edge cases. "Oh that's interesting" is corporate-speak for "I have zero emotional investment in your suffering and will now ask you to investigate this during your weekend." The sheer contrast between your very human, very justified meltdown and their cold, detached curiosity is the perfect summary of every dev's relationship with management. They're observing your crisis like it's a fascinating science experiment while you're literally combusting.

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