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Someone stumbled upon a repo with a "skill issue" label for GitHub issues. Because nothing says "we value our contributors" quite like telling them they suck at coding when they report a problem. It's the developer equivalent of a doctor diagnosing every patient with "just walk it off."

The label sits right next to "not a bug" which is already peak passive-aggressive maintainer energy, but "skill issue" takes it to a whole new level. Why write helpful documentation when you can just gaslight your users into thinking they're the problem? Honestly, props to whoever created this label for their commitment to burning bridges and destroying community goodwill. 10/10 would never contribute to this project again.

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