Maybe I Can But I Won't

When the news headline meets your actual code... Whoops! This brilliantly pairs a serious news article about SSN theft with what appears to be the culprit's actual implementation. That innocent little loop from 1 to 999999999 is just casually generating and emailing every possible Social Security number to "[email protected]." Nothing suspicious here, folks! Just your average day of accidentally committing federal crimes while trying to pad your GitHub contributions. The perfect balance of "I should probably delete my browser history" and "wait, did I push this to production?"

Content How I am with my computer: How I act when people ask me to fix theirs: VA SGAG.GUM.

Content Ofure ofureonline 1d My boyfriend is an intellectual 2 Philip Password is "apples" Mv bad How is that even allowed Made it when I was like 6 How have vou not been hacked It's plural 579 17 19.3K M 354K Laizerdisk Laizerdisk Replying to ofureonline "Hacking Phillip was almost too easy. His password was 'apples,' same one he's had since he was six. All it took me was knowing his favorite fruit, and I was in. I owned his whole system"

Content Fint main() HellloNorid "cout" return 0;

Content Gender selector Gayness 0.04 Male -40 Sexuality ProarammerHumor io

Content public String marriage (Man russell, Woman rack1) while(russell.isAlive( ) rachel. isAlive( )) honorAndRespect( ); loveAndCherish( ); serve( ); exploreAndAdventure( ); bePartnersForLife( ); return( "LOVE" );