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Content C A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C makes no such concession and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong. It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. It takes at least twice as long to program in C as any other major language (except C). The men who program in C are Real Men. The women who program in C are Real Men too. You can spot a C programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all. Dev: 'Hey, Reg, you know C right? What does: "Isrc Cont. cpp(52) : error C2679: binary '': no operator found which takes a right- hand operand of type 'int' (or there is no acceptable conversion) C: Program Files Microsoft Visual Studio 8C include vector (392): could be 'std: VectoriteratorT, Alloc std:VectoriteratorTy, Alloc:operator (const std:VectoriteratorTy, Alloc' with TyMain::Cont, Allocstd allocator Main::Cont while trying to match the argument list (std::VectoriteratorTy, Alloc, int)'with TyMain::Cont, Allocstd::allocatorMain::Cont " mean?' Reg: 'You missed a semicolon at the end of the line.' ProdrammerHumor.io

Content PYTHON JAVA THIS IS PLAGIARISM. YOU CAN'T JUST "IMPORT ESSAY." I'M TWO PAGES IN AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ASSEMBLY DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO REDEFINE EVERY WORD IN THE ENGUSH LANGUAGE? THIS IS GREAT, BUT YOU FORGOT TO ADD A NULL TERMINATOR NOW I'M JUST READING GARBAGE. C UNIX SHELL I ASKED FOR ONE COPY, NOT FOUR HUNDRED, I DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO READ THIS. LATEX YOUR PAPER MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE, BUT IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER LAD EYES ON. HIML THIS IS A FLOWER POT

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