Just Keep Coding We Can Fix It Later

You know that wall is about to collapse any second, but hey, deadlines wait for no one. Just slap another feature on top of that crumbling foundation and ship it. The whole structure is visibly buckling under its own weight, but management says we need to add three more stories by Friday.

That "we'll fix it later" is doing some serious heavy lifting here—just like those bricks that are defying gravity. Spoiler alert: later never comes. Instead, you'll be the one getting paged at 2 AM when production finally gives up and collapses like this architectural masterpiece. But sure, let's add another microservice to the mix. What could go wrong?

The best part? Everyone can see the problem. Everyone knows it's wrong. But the sprint must go on. Technical debt is just a fancy term for "future you's problem," right?