Agile development Memes

Remember when "move fast and break things" was the Silicon Valley mantra? Yeah, turns out breaking production every sprint wasn't the flex we thought it was. Now we've evolved into cautious creatures who echo motivational mantras into markdown files while sipping coffee and pretending we're not terrified of touching legacy code. The progression from reckless cowboy coding to corporate risk-averse development perfectly captured in Harold's forced smile. We went from deploying on Fridays to needing three approval committees just to update a comment. Character development? More like trauma response.