Llvm Memes

Turns out we've been living in a compiler monoculture and nobody bothered to tell us. The meme shows various programming languages (Ada, Fortran, Rust, Zig, Swift, C) that despite their apparent differences, all funnel through the LLVM compiler infrastructure before becoming machine code. It's like finding out all your favorite restaurants secretly get their food from the same Costco. The astronaut's existential crisis is every programmer who thought they were being unique by choosing an obscure language, only to discover they're still in LLVM's gravity well.

The existential crisis moment when you realize all those fancy programming languages (Ada, F#, Rust, Zig, Swift, C) are just elaborate facades for LLVM! Your entire coding career has been a lie—you've been writing glorified LLVM IR with extra steps. That beautiful syntax you've been obsessing over? Just syntactic sugar before the compiler dragon devours it all and spits out the same machine code. Next you'll tell me my mechanical keyboard is just a fancy input device!