It Works On My Machine And I Refuse To Investigate Further

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Content Stephen Gower As someone who has been developing websites since NCSA Mosaic was the only browser available, I'd just like to say that I'm really fcking tired of all the smart assholes out there continuously developing entirely new ways to build web applications. It started simple enough, just html and javascript. Then Cold Fusion. Then java applets. Then java servlets. Then 5 or 6 different Java application servers, EJBs, JSP, struts, XSLT, PHP. But screw all of that. We need Spring. No wait, we need Ruby.and Rails. Wait, we need Query. screw Query. We need AngularJs, and Backbone, and Ember! The world just won't be right until we have 12 different ways to do the same thing in Javascript! Forget all those server-side things you learned. Node js is here! No-wait. F'ck Node. Use Google Go! Honestly how many times are we going to re-invent this wheel? Unless you stay current with all of this nonsense, you basically become unhireable. I'm sure some of you 20 and 30-somethings have already experienced some of this fatigue. Now just imaging 10-15 more years where every 3 years a good portion of what you learned before is now obsolete, and you'll feel like I do.

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The gaming-to-programming pipeline strikes again! Just like how indie games with passionate developers get overshadowed by flashy AAA titles, the same happens in software development. That obscure library maintained by one sleep-deprived dev who responds to GitHub issues at 3 AM? Criminally underrated. Meanwhile, everyone's fawning over the latest framework from Big Tech™ that will be abandoned faster than New Year's resolutions. The stoic face says it all — silent judgment with a side of existential despair. It's the perfect metaphor for when your favorite tech stack gets zero conference talks while everyone gushes about whatever Google just released (and will kill next quarter).

Content How to do coding ROBOBBLOT LAPPLE DALLA: You write some code in the editor Then you try executing it. Fuck! You messed it all up, just like everything else you do. Your code is exactly like your life. ProarammerHumor.io A lot of bugs, unreadable... ... and no one loves you.