It Works On My Machine And I Refuse To Investigate Further

Technical debt Legacy code Spaghetti code Edge cases Code quality Bad practices Developer excuses Production bugs Conditional logic It works

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It Works On My Machine And I Refuse To Investigate Further

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The classic developer mantra in its final form. The building is literally being held up by a series of desperate else if statements—just like that legacy codebase nobody wants to touch. Sure, it hasn't collapsed yet, but one strong breeze (or edge case) and the whole thing comes crashing down. But hey, ship it to production anyway! Nothing says "technical debt" quite like architectural support beams labeled with conditional logic. The best part? Some poor soul will inherit this masterpiece and wonder why there's no documentation explaining why the 17th else if is load-bearing.

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