The Developer Emotional Rollercoaster

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of pushing code on Friday! 💅 That smiling face walking away from the NUCLEAR EXPLOSION that is the production server?! That's the face of someone who just dropped a ticking time bomb and is now skipping off to weekend margaritas while the on-call team's phones MELT INTO OBLIVION! It's the ultimate "not my problem anymore" energy that only comes from either COMPLETE PSYCHOPATHY or your literal last day at the company. The production server is basically SCREAMING IN AGONY while this monster casually strolls away like they didn't just commit a war crime against DevOps!

Content : Anonymous 011424(Sun)00:30:43 No.98435111 OK let's learn C make a new project in visual studio turns out thats not the correct way to do it because then it's not cross platform and i can't switch editors 280 KB JPG later start learning make, realize it's a clusterfuck of retardation but somehow copy paste something together that compiles turns out it's not the correct way to do it, the "modern" way is that you need to use premake to generate make files which then generate the visual studio solution :) ok let's write code.. wait, i have to write header files? you mean i have to have double the code for no reason other than the C build system being garbage? i want to parse a small json config file, it doesnt have to be performant. wait, how the fuck do i add libraries to my project? ok, so i have to add them and update them manually like a caveman or i have to do some git submoduling cancer, or i can use this package manager called conan that doesn't work half the time. run program - crashes that's fine it happens during development all the time let's read the helpful error message and fix what we did wrong "an error has occured" ProdrammerHumor.io

Content MORE MY CODE DOING EXACTLY WHAT I PROGRAMMED IT TO DO ME, ANGRY BECAUSE MY CODE DOESN'T WORK

Content 6 o 86 6 45 M 39 12:41 PM Tweet Chunk harrdtimes The worst part of coding is when you finally fix the problem, but then you gotta go back and delete all the random garbage code you threw in to try to fix the problem. LSEP GIF 12:38 PM 01 Jul 19 Twitter Web Client Ill View Tweet activity ProgrammerHumor io

Garbage in, garbage out—but with extra steps! When you feed an AI model your terrible code as training data, don't act shocked when it spits back equally terrible solutions. It's like teaching a parrot all your worst swear words and then being surprised when it curses during family dinner. The circle of code life continues: your technical debt just found a way to reproduce itself through artificial intelligence.

Behold! The sacred ancient scrolls of debugging in Arabic! When your code looks like hieroglyphics and your only debugging tool is prayer. 🙏 That moment when you're staring at foreign code with brackets in ALL THE WRONG PLACES and you're just like "INSHALLAH WE SHALL FIND THIS BUG" because divine intervention is literally your only hope now. The universe has abandoned you. Your IDE has forsaken you. Only faith remains.