The Developer Emotional Rollercoaster

Content E Blhaj debugging YA 22 languages v Article Talk Read Edit View history Tools v From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia In software engineering, blhaj debugging (or blhajing) is a method of debugging code by articulating a problem in spoken or written natural language. The name is a reference to a story in the book The Pragmatic Programmer in which a programmer would carry around a blhaj and debug their code by forcing themselves to explain it, line-by-line, to the blhaj 1 Many other terms exist for this technique, often involving different (usually) inanimate objects, or pets such as a dog or a cat. Rubber ducks are also widely used. Many programmers have had the experience of explaining a problem to someone else, possibly even to someone who knows nothing about programming, and then hitting upon the solution in the process of explaining the problem. In describing what the code is supposed to do and observing what it actually does, any incongruity between these two becomes apparent. (2 More generally, teaching a subject forces its evaluation from different perspectives and can provide a deeper understanding. S By using an inanimate object, the programmer can try to accomplish this without having to interrupt anyone else. This approach has been taught in computer science and software engineering courses.(45) A blahaj in use by a developer to aid code review In popular culture (edit On 1 April 2018, Stack Exchange introduced a blhaj avatar on their websites as a new feature called Shark Overflow. The blhaj appeared at the bottom right corner of the browser viewport, and attempted to help visitors by listening to their problems and responding with solutions. It referenced blhajing as a powerful method for solving problems. Some confused visitors and users seeing the blahaj for the first time thought that a malware program had been installed in their computer before realizing it was an April Fools' Day joke. 7) See also rediti Code review Pair programming Socratic method Desk checking Software walkthrough Eureka effect The Aha! effect and scientific discovery Think aloud protocol Pointing and calling Rogerian method Computer programming portal

Electron is the JavaScript framework that thinks your 128GB of RAM is a personal challenge. The tweet shows task manager with memory usage at 95% with almost 80GB consumed by a single app. Chrome: "I'm the memory hog!" Electron: "Hold my node_modules folder." Nothing says "modern development" quite like needing server-grade hardware to run a glorified text editor. Eight years of optimization work and it still treats RAM like an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Behold the great decline of our noble profession. We went from muscle-bound legends who wrote code without AI crutches and built entire games in Assembly (because apparently pain is character-building) to modern keyboard jockeys who can't center a div without consulting Google for the 47th time today. The golden age programmer fixed memory leaks by hand, while we're over here begging ChatGPT to fix our syntax errors like it's our personal code therapist. And let's not forget the programmer trapped in Vim since 2018 because :q! is apparently harder to remember than differential calculus. The final insult? We fix one bug and create three more. It's not a development cycle, it's a pyramid scheme.

This meme perfectly captures the chaotic indifference of a developer who's just set the world on fire. While production is literally burning in the background (thanks to their code), they're just chilling with that smug little smile knowing their paycheck remains unaffected by the digital apocalypse they've unleashed. The ultimate "not my problem anymore" energy that every developer secretly relates to when they push that questionable code on Friday at 4:59 PM. The beautiful marriage of catastrophic failure and complete financial security - truly the dream!

Content vandana, 27 8 km away Looking for someone who could help me with an issue related to checking out file from perforce using python. I'm kind of stuck with that issue since last 3 days. The same code works in windows and linux but not on mac. Please match me only if you can help! Let's do timepass by discussing about code rather than just asking what's your name, what's your native, what do you do or other similar and repetitive questions like that. I'm ready to go on date if you help me to resolve this issue

Content SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT PROCESS O. I can't fix this 1. Crisis of confidence 2. Questions career 3. Questions life 4. Oh it was a typo, cool