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Content (SUDER 99 of people posting memes in rProgrammerHumor have never actually coded anything CHANGE MY MIND PS: JaVaScRiPt BaD PyThOn SloW,

Content Tweet Jamon Holmgren jamonholm... 15h v How good at coding do you want to be, at your peak career level? 0119 179 178 Andrei Badin Andreyco Replying to jamonholmgren As good as it requires to provide correct effort estimates from JIRA ticket title 19:01 7120 Twitter for iPad 15 Likes 17 M 1, Jamon Holmgren jamonholm... 13h v Replying to Andreyco So God basically 17 018 1

Content when someone ask you what programming language they should learn, don't simply answer the one you prefer. first ask them what area they plan to focus on. for example: web frontend: javascript backend: javascript mobile apps: javascript games: javascript ai: javascript

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Senior devs handing you a bottle of "Hard to swallow pills" only to reveal that "REGEX IS NOT THAT COMPLICATED. YOU ARE JUST STUPID." is the programming equivalent of gaslighting. Sure, and I suppose ^(?=.*[A-Za-z])(?=.*\d)[A-Za-z\d]{8,}$ is just light bedtime reading? Nothing says "I'm intellectually superior" like pretending that hieroglyphics designed by sadists with keyboard Tourette's is actually simple. Next they'll tell us that CSS centering is intuitive and JavaScript promises are straightforward.

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