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Content jordan jdan In late 1995 created and released the "JavaScriot" programming language. However, the world has changed a lot and JavaScript has failed to keep up with it. I will be deleting the JavaScript language THIS FRIDAY unless someone speaks up. Replv below to save JavaScript 12:56 am 8722 Twitter for iPhone 17 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 265 Likes 17 1 Who can reply? People jdan mentioned can reply.

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