It Actually Happened To Me

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It Actually Happened To Me

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The sacred art of writing incomprehensible code that somehow works flawlessly... until you need to modify it six months later. That moment when your brilliant 3AM solution with nested ternaries and clever one-liners transforms from "elegant masterpiece" into "cryptic nightmare" is the true developer rite of passage. The tears aren't just for show—they represent the exact millisecond you realize documentation would have been a good idea. Your future self is always your most vengeful code reviewer.

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