The Ultimate Bug Prevention Strategy

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The Ultimate Bug Prevention Strategy

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Ah, the ultimate QA strategy – just don't ship code. The Apple logo strategically placed over the face represents that corporate mindset where maintaining the illusion of perfection is more important than actually fixing problems. It's the software development equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly when users report bugs. "It's not a defect, it's a feature we haven't announced yet."

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