Garbage Is Garbage

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Garbage Is Garbage

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You can write the most elegant, artisanal, hand-crafted code with perfect variable names and comments that read like poetry. You can spend hours refactoring, optimizing, and making everything *just right*. But when the garbage collector shows up, it doesn't care about your feelings or your code aesthetics. It sees memory that needs freeing, and it's taking out the trash—whether that's your beautifully architected object or some janky temp variable you forgot about. Democracy in action: all unused memory is equal in the eyes of the GC.

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