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Content TOP DEFINITION y f S Machine Learning 1. An Artificial Intelligence (Al) algorithm that proposes solutions to a problem after learning from several trial and error attempts. 2. A term that students use at hackathons to sound smart, especially when they actually have no idea what it means. Example (from a 2011 Hackathon): C Code: int main) cout"Enter your name"; cin name; cout "Hello, Brian!"; Brian: We used machine learning to greets the user, by learning their name. Brian won 4th place at the hackathon by Wammybarnut March 17, 2015 7 30 FLAG

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This meme is hitting JavaScript developers right where it hurts! The title "Array.reverse Have Sealed Your Fate Brendan Eich" is a direct callout to the creator of JavaScript himself. The cardinal sin being mocked here is writing methods that mutate the original array AND return the same instance - like our beloved villain Array.reverse() . It's the programming equivalent of changing someone's furniture around while they're in the bathroom and then gaslighting them about it. Pure functions? Never heard of her. These mutating methods are why senior devs wake up in cold sweats at 3 AM screaming "IMMUTABILITY!" before checking their git history. Even God himself (or at least a cartoon deity with an impressive beard) has reserved a special place in programmer hell for the perpetrators. Not just regular hell - the boiler room. Where they'll probably be forced to debug Internet Explorer compatibility issues for eternity.