Innocent New Developer

Content WHY AMO YOUR GITHUB ICON GitHub WHAT DO I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH CODING?

Content PROBLEMS IN YOUR PERSONAL LIFE CHOOSE CAREER IN PROGRAMMING NO PERSONAL LIFE. NO PROBLEMS.

Content Content Addressable L1 Cache Quantum Computers Unstructured Search in O(1) to find corresponding RAM-Address with 100 accuracy Unstructured Search in O(sqrt(n)) with "high probability"

Ah, the classic "how do I stop numbers going below 0" question! The perfect showcase of programming evolution: Beginner: *writes 27 comments with elaborate if-statements and custom functions* Intermediate: "tldr: cap decrement of variable at minimum 0" *writes 5 lines of code* Yann-LeCun (AI pioneer): "max(x, 0)" And that, friends, is why senior devs get paid the big bucks. Three characters that say "I've seen this problem 500 times before, and I'm not writing another if-statement about it."

Content Most software is written like an onion The more layers you peel bact the more vou want to cry

Watching someone print out code for review is like witnessing a crime against modern development practices. In 2023? SERIOUSLY? That's 30+ pages of perfectly good trees sacrificed to the debugging gods when we have perfectly good monitors, version control, and code review tools. The confused Tom face perfectly captures that moment of "Did I just time travel back to 1995?" Nothing says "I don't trust Git" like killing forests to manually track changes with a red pen. Bonus horror: imagine them printing JavaScript with all those nested callbacks and dependencies!