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When your code throws the same exception for the 37th time and diplomacy has clearly failed. Nothing says "fix your runtime errors" quite like staring down the barrel of aggressive debugging. That vintage computer setup has survived Y2K, but it won't survive another NullPointerException. The compiler said "undefined is not a function" one too many times, and now it's time for some extremely hands-on troubleshooting.

Content Penguins do not fly, they swim (Learn CSS Transforms by Building a Penguin - Step 86) 53288 O Closed wblondel opened this issue on Jan 20 2 comments wblondel commented on Jan 20 edited Contributor Describe the Issue On the 86th step of the "Learn CSS Transforms by Building a Penguin" course in the "Responsive Web Design" certification, this fun fact is shown Fun fact: Penguins cannot fly without wings. 1 believe this is a mistake, because even with wings, penguins cannot fly. However, they need them to swim. Affected Page https:www.freecodecamp.orglearn2022responsive-web-designlearn-css-transforms-by-building-a-penguinstep-86 Your code NA Expected behavior In my opinion, the fun fact should be replaced with: Fun fact: Penguins cannot swim without wings. Assignees ShaunSHamilton Labels (scope: curriculum (type: bug Projects None yet Milestone No milestone Development No branches or pull requests Notifications Customize A Subscribe You're not receiving notifications from this thread.

The eternal junior dev experience: write 50 tests for every semicolon. Your two-line function might look innocent, but without those 100 test cases, civilization itself might collapse. Senior devs never explain why - they just raise a finger and invoke the sacred mantra of "mysterious and important work." Meanwhile, you're wondering if testing that your function returns null when given the ASCII value of your cat's birthday is really necessary for production stability.

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute TRAGEDY of modern tech life captured in one painful image! 😭 The perky Product Manager with her AUDACIOUS question about "another" late-night deployment (as if the last one wasn't soul-crushing enough) while the developer—poor, hollow-eyed creature—has been reduced to a traumatized shell of a human being! The contrast between the cheerful "Are you free this weekend?" and the defeated "yes dear" response is just *chef's kiss* PERFECTION. The developer's face says "I haven't seen sunlight or my family in 47 years" but their mouth says "yes dear" because what choice do they have?! The weekend? What even IS a weekend anymore?!

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Content There is a division by zero bug in BusinessLogic.cp, line 75 Rewriting in Rust will fix all bugs