The Reluctant Documentation Reader

The eternal battle: ignoring your girlfriend vs ignoring IDE warnings. The guy with a noose around his neck saying "First time?" perfectly captures how developers have been cheerfully dismissing those red squiggly lines since the dawn of coding. Sure, your relationship might be in danger, but have you seen the 47 deprecated method warnings that you're pretending don't exist? That code's been running in production for years—clearly those warnings are just suggestions!

GitHub's savage billboard burns us all to a crisp with brutal honesty. They trained their AI Copilot on our garbage code, then have the audacity to hang a building-sized sign explaining why their tool produces questionable results. It's like blaming the student for the teacher's incompetence—except we're the incompetent teachers. The ultimate "it's not me, it's you" breakup line from the tech world. Next time your PR gets rejected, just point at this billboard and say "not my fault, I'm just a product of my environment."

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Content 9 Google Chrome E The GNU MPFR Li XL MPFR - Using th x cMP The GNU MP Big X GMP GMP developers Ga secu Tue Jul 25, 12:46:200 18.2 C GMP Arithmetic without limitations The GNU Multiple Precision Arithmetic Library Documentation: Devanloode Development: GMPbench: Fun: Securitv: 6.1.2 HTML 6.1.2 PDE gmp-6.1.2.tar.lz Release notes NEW 2016-12-16 Developers' corner Results Download benchmark sources Compute billions of digits of it using GMP! GMP server security policy Page contents: What is GMP? Function categories Download Reporting bugs Mailing lists Current release status Future release This site does not use cookies I agree! What is GMP? GMP is a free library for arbitrary precision arithmetic, operating on signed integers, rational numbers, and floating-point numbers. There is no practical limit to the precision except the ones implied by the available memory in the machine GMP runs on. GMP has a rich set of functions, and the functions have a regular interface. The main target applications for GMP are crotography applications and research. Internet securitv applications. algebra svstems. computational

Electron is the JavaScript framework that thinks your 128GB of RAM is a personal challenge. The tweet shows task manager with memory usage at 95% with almost 80GB consumed by a single app. Chrome: "I'm the memory hog!" Electron: "Hold my node_modules folder." Nothing says "modern development" quite like needing server-grade hardware to run a glorified text editor. Eight years of optimization work and it still treats RAM like an all-you-can-eat buffet.