The Great Developer Memory Wipe

Who needs love when you have the sweet dopamine rush of closing 100 Chrome tabs after a debugging marathon? That moment when your RAM finally gets to breathe again and your computer stops sounding like it's about to achieve liftoff. Relationships come and go, but the euphoria of conquering that one obscure bug that had you questioning your career choices at 2AM? Unmatched . The best part? Those tabs were basically a documentary of your descent into madness - from "simple solution" to "obscure forum from 2011 where one person had the same problem but never posted the fix."

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Ah, the classic "I'll just fix this myself" syndrome that every tech lead eventually develops. The joke here is that Elon Musk is confirming he used to rewrite other engineers' code after they went home—essentially saying "Yeah, I totally disrespected my team's work and boundaries because I thought I knew better." What's funnier is the username "Totallyadifferentaccount" suggesting someone created a parody account to mock this toxic leadership style, but then Musk himself shows up with a one-word "True" confirmation. It's the programming equivalent of saying "Yes, I was that micromanaging boss who thought everyone's code was garbage." Every developer who's had their code mysteriously "improved" overnight by an overzealous manager just felt a collective shudder.