The Great Developer Memory Wipe

Coding skills Developer vacation Imposter syndrome Memory loss Programming experience Coding break Developer problems Software development Skill decay

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The Great Developer Memory Wipe

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The programmer's version of muscle atrophy. Take a short vacation and suddenly you're staring at your IDE like it's written in hieroglyphics. Your brain has somehow managed to uninstall decades of programming knowledge faster than Windows deletes system32. And yet, we'll still confidently tell new devs "it's like riding a bike" when they ask if coding skills fade. Spoiler alert: the bike is on fire and you've forgotten what legs are.

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