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He's Gonna Make Everyone Use Arch BTW

12 days ago 126.1K views 0 shares

Console gamers weeping as pacman-Syu forces them into Linux territory. For the uninitiated, "pacman -Syu" is the Arch Linux command to update your entire system—the digital equivalent of your friend who won't shut up about CrossFit, veganism, and their standing desk. Arch users are the tech world's evangelists who somehow work "I use Arch btw" into every conversation, even when discussing breakfast cereal. Now imagine forcing PlayStation and Xbox devotees to abandon their comfortable button-mashing for terminal commands and dependency hell. Pure evil genius.

I Saw The Variable Name And Knew What I Had To Do

Programming Gamedev C++ Unity

14 days ago 118.8K views 1 shares

I Saw The Variable Name And Knew What I Had To Do

The code shows a variable named ps for a ParticleSystem . Above it are ASCII art comments that look suspiciously like the PlayStation logo. Some developer couldn't resist the urge to add this Easter egg when they saw "PS" – because apparently professional codebases need more corporate logos drawn in ASCII. Management probably thinks this increases shareholder value.

Console Peasants Vs PC Master Race

Hardware Windows Linux

1 month ago 185.8K views 0 shares

CONSOLE PEASANTS VS PC MASTER RACE SHOWDOWN! 💀 Left side: Nintendo and PlayStation sobbing uncontrollably because they've locked you into their walled gardens where backward compatibility is treated like some mythical unicorn. "WHAT?! Play a game from TWO WHOLE GENERATIONS AGO?! The AUDACITY! Here's our carefully curated list of 20 ancient relics we bothered to port... now pay full price again, peasant!" Right side: PC gamers stroking their majestic beards while emulators like GOG, Dolphin, and PCSX2 let them run literally ANYTHING. "Oh, that obscure 2001 gem? Not only does it run flawlessly on my RTX 5070, but I've added ray tracing, 8K textures, and it probably looks better than games releasing next year. No big deal." The eternal struggle between console limitations and PC's "hold my beer" approach to preservation continues! 🏆

Backwards Compatibility: PC Master Race Edition

Gamedev Hardware Windows Linux

1 month ago 152.9K views 0 shares

Backwards Compatibility: PC Master Race Edition

Console gamers sobbing because they can't play a 20-year-old title without paying for yet another remaster, while PC gamers casually run ancient games on cutting-edge hardware like it's no big deal. The true irony? Console makers talk about "ecosystem" while Steam is over here actually preserving gaming history. Your $3000 graphics card running Morrowind at 400 FPS with mods is peak gaming culture.

It Be Your Own People

Microsoft Hardware Gamedev

1 month ago 114.4K views 0 shares

The ABSOLUTE DRAMA of tech rivalries, darling! PlayStation (with its iconic logo plastered on) is having a full-blown meltdown, claiming to have MURDERED Xbox. Meanwhile, Microsoft is standing there like "Um, sweetie... you just wounded the competition a bit, let's not be dramatic." But PlayStation is COMMITTED to the narrative, pointing at the smoking gun like "SEE?! DEAD! I DID THAT!" The tech industry's version of a soap opera, where everyone thinks they've delivered the killing blow when they've just released a slightly better graphics card. TRAGIC! 💅

What A Decade Can Do

Gamedev Unity

2 months ago 149.4K views 0 shares

Sony Online Entertainment telling us "You could not live with your own failure" only to become PlayStation Studios a decade later asking "Where did that bring you? Back to me" is the corporate equivalent of deleting your embarrassing account just to create a new one and watch all your old friends follow you anyway. The gaming industry's greatest magic trick: rebrand your failures, wait for nostalgia to kick in, then welcome back the same players who swore they'd never touch your games again. The circle of gaming life!

Why Is There A PS1 Horror Asset In My Fridge

Gamedev Unity Programming

2 months ago 166.9K views 0 shares

Why Is There A PS1 Horror Asset In My Fridge

That moment when your roommate's forgotten meat perfectly resembles the low-poly nightmare fuel from 90s PlayStation games. The texture mapping is spot on - 256 colors of pure horror. Probably has the same shelf life as those games too... measured in decades. Just waiting for it to T-pose and clip through the refrigerator wall.

I Love Consoles

Programming Gamedev Bash Linux Debugging

3 months ago 276.0K views 0 shares

The classic "two people thinking about completely different things" scenario strikes again! When developers say they "love consoles," they're usually talking about terminal windows where they can feel like hackers from the 90s, typing cryptic commands and watching green text scroll by. Meanwhile, normal humans think of PlayStations, Xboxes, and Switches—you know, devices actually designed for fun rather than debugging production issues at 2AM while chugging energy drinks. The perfect relationship miscommunication for the technically inclined!

The Console Wars From A PC Gamer's Perspective

Gamedev Windows

4 months ago 213.1K views 0 shares

The Console Wars From A PC Gamer's Perspective

The gaming equivalent of watching kids fight over toys while you sip cocktails by the pool. PlayStation and Xbox gamers are locked in eternal combat, while Nintendo gamers are ready to throw hands to protect their precious exclusives. Meanwhile, PC gamers are just chilling, knowing that time and market forces will eventually bring most console titles to Steam anyway. After 15 years in tech, I've learned patience is a superpower - especially when paired with mod support and 144fps.

My Interpretation Of The Console Wars Thus Far

Gamedev Hardware Windows

5 months ago 189.4K views 0 shares

My Interpretation Of The Console Wars Thus Far

The eternal battle of gaming platforms depicted with surgical precision. PlayStation struts around with god-like confidence, Xbox acknowledges it can't win alone, then both get absolutely steamrolled by PC gaming. Just another day in the hardware hierarchy where consoles fight for second place while Steam quietly collects everyone's paychecks.

Console Miscommunication Crisis

Bash Hardware Programming Linux

5 months ago 267.4K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic miscommunication between two species of nerds. Guy's talking about command-line interfaces while she's thinking PlayStation and Xbox. Both technically correct, yet worlds apart. It's like when someone says they're "into Python" and you can't tell if they're a programmer or just really into exotic pets. The terminal window reveals the truth - his idea of a fun Friday night is probably writing bash scripts to automate his life while she's planning to defeat the final boss in Elden Ring. Two consoles, two universes, zero compatibility.

Hard Pass On Dev Tools, Game Pass For Fun

Microsoft Gamedev Windows Programming

5 months ago 219.7K views 0 shares

Hard Pass On Dev Tools, Game Pass For Fun

Microsoft wants $80 for Visual Studio? *dramatically removes sunglasses in horror* But wait! Subscription services for games? Xbox Game Pass? Ubisoft+? PlayStation Plus? Even the ESA (Entertainment Software Association)? *puts sunglasses back on coolly* The duality of developers: outraged at paying for coding tools while happily throwing money at gaming subscriptions. The compiler judge you silently.

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