I Just Need A Break

Developer life Project management Jira Work-life balance Burnout Timetracking Scope creep Overtime

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I Just Need A Break

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Ah, the classic developer martyrdom complex. Left side: exhausted programmer begging the universe to stop giving them impossible tasks. Right side: Jesus basically saying "just submit your timesheet and stop the dramatics." Because nothing's more sacred in development than proper time tracking, apparently. The real miracle would be a project without scope creep.

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