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When your code finally runs after 48 hours of debugging, but you've lost all will to live in the process. That "Myself" button is looking mighty tempting after staring at a missing semicolon for two days straight. The irony of requesting your own death certificate online is the perfect metaphor for what happens when you deploy to production on a Friday afternoon. At least the UI is straightforward—unlike that legacy codebase you inherited.

Someone just pitched the D programming language's business plan to investors and it's basically "copy Rust's homework but make it look different." Zero corporate backing, zero adoption, and seven core maintainers rage-quitting after what I can only assume was a heated debate about semicolons. The left side is pure comedy gold—"groundbreaking" metaprogramming that nobody asked for, promises of async features that'll arrive sometime after the heat death of the universe, and the classic "give me foreach or I retire" ultimatum. Patrick Henry would be proud. The right side? Chef's kiss. Their master plan is to market themselves as "Rust for people who don't like Rust" while simultaneously dickriding every trendy feature (genAI slop, const by default) without actually committing to any of them. It's like watching someone try to be edgy and mainstream at the same time. Bold strategy, Cotton. Fun fact: D has been around since 2001 and still hasn't figured out if it wants to be C++, Rust, or its own thing. That's 20+ years of potential energy with zero kinetic results.

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