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Content Reminder that Star Trek's boldest claim about the future is that videoconferencing between starships of races who've never met before will just work perfectly every time.

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Content I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE THESE CODE BLOCKS AND AT THIS POINT, I AM TOO AFRAID TO ASK. made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

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The scene from Interstellar perfectly captures time dilation in programming languages. Writing in Assembly is like manually arranging electrons while floating in the vacuum of space—painstaking, precise, and you age seven years for every hour spent doing it. Meanwhile, Python swoops in like a cosmic shortcut, compressing what would be hours of tedious work into mere minutes. That look on his face says it all: the existential dread of realizing you've spent years of your life writing MOV instructions when you could've just imported a library and called it a day. The cosmic horror isn't the black hole—it's realizing how many keystrokes you've wasted.

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