Timetracking Memes

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Bingo Of Awful IT Processes

Agile Devops Programming Debugging Testing

2 months ago 217.9K views 0 shares

Bingo Of Awful IT Processes

OMG, the corporate hellscape bingo card that haunts my NIGHTMARES! 😱 Who needs horror movies when you've got "A call to discuss calls" and "Timetracker" lurking in your calendar? The sheer AUDACITY of "QA is not needed; just write code without bugs" has me SCREAMING into my ergonomic keyboard! And my personal favorite: "Finished the feature? It's not needed anymore, remove it" - because nothing says "I value your existence" like making your work COMPLETELY POINTLESS! This isn't just a bingo card, it's a documented cry for help from the trenches of software development where souls go to die and coffee becomes a life support system! 💀☕

I Just Need A Break

Programming Agile Debugging

8 months ago 150.3K views 0 shares

I Just Need A Break

Ah, the classic developer martyrdom complex. Left side: exhausted programmer begging the universe to stop giving them impossible tasks. Right side: Jesus basically saying "just submit your timesheet and stop the dramatics." Because nothing's more sacred in development than proper time tracking, apparently. The real miracle would be a project without scope creep.