So Cute You Have To Do It

The cat's name is actually a fork bomb - a malicious command that will crash your Linux system faster than you can say "meow."

For the uninitiated, :(){:|:&};: is a bash function that calls itself twice each time it runs, creating an exponential process explosion that will bring your system to its knees. It's basically the digital equivalent of this cat knocking everything off your desk... except it's your entire operating system.

Pro tip: Don't pet strange bash functions, no matter how cute they look.