They Are Mysterious

Project management Communication Dev life Junior developer Team dynamics Corporate hierarchy Tech lead Client meetings Technical meetings

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They Are Mysterious

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The classic client-junior dev dynamic, perfectly captured in movie dialogue. That moment when a client bypasses the entire chain of command and fires questions directly at the most vulnerable team member who's been explicitly told "don't talk to clients." The senior devs spent weeks crafting the perfect narrative, only for it to potentially unravel because someone decided to ask the one person who might actually tell the truth about the project timeline. The panic in the junior dev's eyes says it all - they're one honest answer away from revealing that the "two-week feature" is actually three months behind schedule.

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