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The security industry in a nutshell, folks. You hire "analysts" who confirm they're analysts, confirm they get paid to analyze, but when they actually find something—like a Log4j vulnerability that needs immediate patching—management's response is "Nah, P0 incident? That's an EOD problem." Nothing quite like hiring security experts only to ignore their expertise when it requires actual work. The classic corporate cycle: pay for security, ignore security recommendations, wonder why you got breached. Then blame the security team who warned you six months ago. For the uninitiated, Log4j was that delightful little vulnerability from 2021 that had security teams working through Christmas while executives were sipping eggnog and asking "can't we just deal with it after the holidays?"

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That moment when you realize the "Learn C++ in One Video" tutorial is 35,040 minutes long. That's 584 hours or 24 straight days of pointers, memory management, and template metaprogramming. The initial excitement followed by the crushing reality that mastering C++ is basically a full-time job. Might as well apply for social security benefits before you finish watching.

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