The Missing Critical Function

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The Missing Critical Function

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The banner shows the most honest developer lifecycle ever written: an infinite loop of eating, sleeping, and coding while alive. But as devpuns points out, there's a critical function missing - poop(). Skip that call and you're headed for a runtime exception that no try-catch block can save you from. Your body's memory management system will force a garbage collection one way or another.

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