How Sales Team Shows The Product To Clients

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How Sales Team Shows The Product To Clients

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Sales: "Our software is revolutionary! Look at these smooth animations!"

Meanwhile, developers are frantically messaging each other: "DON'T CLICK THAT BUTTON! THE ENTIRE DATABASE WILL EXPLODE!"

The eternal tech company cycle: sales promising features that exist only in PowerPoint while developers contemplate career changes. The slick UI is just makeup on a pig that's about to crash spectacularly in production. But hey, the animations are buttery smooth!

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