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OMG, the AUDACITY of these tech companies! 💅 First they're all "AI agents will revolutionize everything!" *dramatic hair flip* But pull off that ghost sheet mask and SURPRISE! It's just the same old automation workflows we've been using since the Paleolithic era of computing, but with fancier marketing! The tech industry really thinks we're all just standing here with our mouths open waiting for them to rebrand "if-then statements" as "autonomous intelligence." I CANNOT EVEN with this level of deception! *faints onto Victorian chaise lounge*

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Content Devs explaining to the stakeholders why the feature they want can't be done as they want