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How Sales Team Shows The Product To Clients

Programming Webdev Agile Debugging Testing

14 days ago 68.4K views 0 shares

How Sales Team Shows The Product To Clients

Sales: "Our software is revolutionary! Look at these smooth animations!" Meanwhile, developers are frantically messaging each other: "DON'T CLICK THAT BUTTON! THE ENTIRE DATABASE WILL EXPLODE!" The eternal tech company cycle: sales promising features that exist only in PowerPoint while developers contemplate career changes. The slick UI is just makeup on a pig that's about to crash spectacularly in production. But hey, the animations are buttery smooth!

The Desperate GPU Dating Game

Hardware Gamedev

23 days ago 61.3K views 0 shares

The Desperate GPU Dating Game

The desperate dance of GPU pricing in real-time. Nothing says "I'm totally not panicking" like dropping your price by $130 in a series of increasingly frantic messages. From $940 to $810 with a brief "Bought it for more than that" thrown in for emotional leverage. This is basically the GPU market's version of drunk texting your ex. "Hey... u up? I'm actually worth $940... no wait $915... actually $810... please respond."