Test Suite Setup: The Infrastructure Apocalypse

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Test Suite Setup: The Infrastructure Apocalypse

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Oh. My. GOD! This is what passes for a "test suite setup" these days?! 🙄 The absolute AUDACITY of this engineer spinning up TWO ENTIRE DATABASES, Docker containers, and who knows what else just to run some tests! Meanwhile, the person's face says it all - that smug "I'm about to watch the world burn while this monstrosity takes 45 minutes to initialize" expression. The perfect representation of modern development where "simple unit tests" now require their own data center and probably three cloud providers on standby. And they wonder why the coffee machine is always empty!

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