How Normal People Sit On Chair Vs How IT People Sit On Chair

The digital hoarding phenomenon strikes again! That sweet dopamine hit from clicking "Purchase" during Steam sales is vastly superior to the actual commitment of downloading and playing the games. My Steam library has more unplayed titles than a bookshelf at an illiterate's house. It's basically a digital museum of good intentions at this point. The backlog grows faster than technical debt in a startup with no code reviews.

You know you've made it in this industry when you realize the real joy isn't solving problems—it's creating them. Writing code? That's just work. But shipping bugs straight to production with confidence? That's art. That's living dangerously. That's the rush of knowing your phone might ring at 2 AM because the payment system is down, and secretly loving the chaos you've unleashed upon the world. Every senior dev has been there: you stop caring about clean code and start caring about job security. Nothing says "I'm irreplaceable" quite like being the only person who understands why the system works (or doesn't). It's the ultimate power move—become the chaos, embrace the chaos, be the chaos.

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Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper 4h Best methods of debugging a code problem: 1. Go for a walk 2. Grab a coffee 3. Take a shower 4. Talk to your cat ... 67. Literally anything other than staring at your screen trying to solve the problem 154. Staring at your screen trying to solve the problem 9 64 17 699 2,783

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