It stereotypes Memes

The proper posture is just a myth after your 10th debugging session. That slumped, half-dead position isn't a choice—it's an evolutionary adaptation that occurs after staring at code for 8+ hours. Your spine naturally transforms into question mark shape, perfectly matching the confusion in your code. Ergonomic chairs? Please. We pay $1000 for chairs specifically designed to be sat in incorrectly. It's not laziness, it's just that our bodies instinctively know the optimal angle for spotting that missing semicolon is approximately "melting into furniture."

The tech workplace hierarchy decoded in grid form! Each IT role has their own unique perception of colleagues, ranging from admiration to outright hostility. Developers see designers as children, while security views everyone as potential threats. QA's perspective is particularly brutal—seeing developers as headache-inducing and project managers as chaotic mobs. The most accurate row might be the sysadmins, who apparently view security folks as actual traffic cops stopping everything. It's basically a documented proof that we're all silently judging each other while pretending to collaborate. The cross-functional team meeting just got awkwardly real.