How It Goes

The startup dream team: a developer who thinks CSS is black magic and a marketer who thinks SEO means "Seriously Excellent Optimism." Neither has any business running a company, but together they form the perfect storm of overconfidence and underpreparedness. The developer can barely center a div but swears they'll build the next unicorn, while the marketer's entire strategy is "we'll go viral." Somehow, this combination has funded more startups than actual qualified teams. VCs see this handshake and immediately start writing checks because apparently incompetence loves company, and the market loves chaos.