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Being Your Own Boss Be Like
Cloud Webdev AWS Programming
3 days ago 57.3K views 0 shares
Being Your Own Boss Be Like
The entrepreneurial dream vs harsh reality in one perfect meme. Top panel: "I OWN AN SAAS" - that glorious moment when you convince yourself you're the next tech billionaire because you cobbled together a subscription service that might generate dozens of dollars per month. Bottom panel: "I'M BROKE AS FUCK" - the crushing financial reality after paying for AWS instances, domain renewals, marketing tools, and that fancy standing desk you "needed" for productivity. The startup life cycle compressed into four brutally honest words. Welcome to bootstrapping, where your bank account and mental health compete to see which crashes first!

We Should Probably Have Another Meeting
Agile Devops Programming Debugging
4 days ago 72.7K views 0 shares
We Should Probably Have Another Meeting
Ah, the classic corporate cycle of doom! The business team frantically pedals around screaming "fix this now!" while simultaneously jamming sticks into their own wheels by scheduling endless meetings and rejecting actual solutions. Then they have the audacity to act shocked when everything crashes spectacularly. It's like watching someone unplug their computer and then complain that their email isn't working. The only thing moving faster than their unrealistic deadlines is their ability to avoid accountability.

Designing In A Vacuum: The SaaS Monk's Journey
Agile Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
7 days ago 67.2K views 0 shares
Designing In A Vacuum: The SaaS Monk's Journey
The quintessential tech founder experience: headphones on, beard grown, reality forgotten. Nothing says "I know exactly what the market wants" quite like building an entire B2B SaaS platform without ever consulting the beings who'll actually use it. It's the Silicon Valley equivalent of writing a 500-page novel in Elvish and then wondering why publishers aren't fighting over it. The cosmic irony of creating "solutions" for problems that might not exist while looking like you're deep in a transcendental coding trance is just *chef's kiss*. But hey, at least those headphones are expensive!

99% Of Y'all's Marketing Problems Explained
Gamedev Agile Unity Programming
16 days ago 59.9K views 0 shares
99% Of Y'all's Marketing Problems Explained
The four-panel descent into game dev reality hits harder than a production bug on release day! It starts with pure optimism: "we make the game" (cue innocent developer dreams). Then the marketing team swoops in with their brilliant strategy: "we market the game to the people who want to play the game" (revolutionary, I know). But then comes the soul-crushing realization in duplicate panels: "we realize nobody actually wants to play this game." That moment when you discover your revolutionary procedurally-generated roguelike dating sim with blockchain integration isn't actually appealing to... well, anyone. This is why market research before writing a single line of code isn't just good practice—it's emotional self-preservation!

The Startup Equity Trap
Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
1 month ago 104.9K views 0 shares
The Startup Equity Trap
The classic non-technical founder to developer relationship in its purest form. "Hey, I've got this revolutionary social media concept that'll be the next Facebook-Twitter-Instagram hybrid! Just need someone to build it. I'll give you 5% equity!" Translation: you do 100% of the work while I practice my TED talk about being a visionary entrepreneur. The purple lighting really captures the delusional optimism of someone who thinks ideas alone are worth 95% of a company that doesn't exist yet.