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How To Assign Ids Like A Pro

database npm Technical debt Bad practices Uuid Timestamp Id generation

Javascript Programming Frontend Databases Backend

10 months ago 386,512 views 0 shares

How To Assign Ids Like A Pro

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Sure, install a whole package to generate a unique ID when Date.now() is sitting right there, ready to create timestamp collisions in your production database. Nothing says "senior developer" like using the current millisecond as your primary key. Who needs data integrity when you can have simplicity? Five years later when two users click submit at the exact same millisecond, you'll remember this meme while updating your resume.

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1 year ago 349.5K views 0 shares

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