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How To Assign Ids Like A Pro

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11 months ago 400,537 views 0 shares

How To Assign Ids Like A Pro

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Sure, install a whole package to generate a unique ID when Date.now() is sitting right there, ready to create timestamp collisions in your production database. Nothing says "senior developer" like using the current millisecond as your primary key. Who needs data integrity when you can have simplicity? Five years later when two users click submit at the exact same millisecond, you'll remember this meme while updating your resume.

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I Just Invented Something Every Dev Needs

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I Just Invented Something Every Dev Needs

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