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Content Me after spending 5 hours debugging my code and it turns out I used array.size instead of array.length and my manager sees me laughing hysterically at my code: You wouldn't get it

The eternal struggle of every developer - trying to remember how to get the damn array length in whatever language you're using. Is it array.size() ? Or array.len() ? Maybe array.length() ? Or just len(array) ? Your brain goes into full mathematical meltdown trying to remember the correct syntax while Stack Overflow is down. Meanwhile, Python folks are smugly typing len(array) while Java developers are muscle-memorizing array.length (no parentheses, because why make it consistent?). And don't get me started on JavaScript with both array.length and string.length() . The true programming interview question should just be "how do you check array length in 5 different languages" - separates the real ones from the Google-dependent coders.