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THE ABSOLUTE PARANOIA OF MODERN DEVELOPMENT! 😱 Writes literally ONE semicolon and IMMEDIATELY smashes both autosave AND Ctrl+S because heaven forbid that masterpiece of syntax gets lost to the digital void! Like the code is the next Shakespeare sonnet that must be preserved for future generations! The trust issues with IDE autosave are REAL - it's there, it's working, but ARE YOU WILLING TO RISK IT? No, you are NOT! Manual save or DIE trying! The relationship between developers and the save button is more committed than most marriages!

The four stages of debugging code you wrote six months ago: 1. Confusion: "I don't have a clue what I'm doing." 2. Self-diagnosis: "It must be imposter syndrome!" 3. Reality check from colleague: "Nope, just incompetence." 4. Denial: "Definitely imposter syndrome." And that's why we comment our code. Not that I do. But we should.

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The perfect metaphor for software deployment doesn't exi— That confident "Yeah, probably..." followed by a LITERAL EXPLOSION nine seconds later is the most accurate representation of production releases I've ever seen. It's that special moment when your PM asks "Is the release ready?" and you say "Sure!" while frantically trying to remember if you tested that one edge case where the user inputs their name in Klingon while standing on one foot. SpaceX rockets and software deployments share the same two possible outcomes: spectacular success or spectacular failure. There is no in-between. At least rocket scientists expect explosions occasionally - developers are just expected to cry quietly in the server room.

Content Anyone know how to get rid of this error? (i.redd.it) submitted 6 days ago by Techa Net 35 comments share save hide report sorted by: best Y Want to add to the discussion? Post a comment! CREATE AN ACCOUNT you are viewing a single comment's thread. view the rest or the comments - DMcuteboobs -13 points 6 davs ago Retype the line. Sometimes the compiler decides what you typed isn't what you typed, because secret reasons. Retyping it helps about halt the time Dermalink embed save report rediv - Guimica15 6 points 6 days ago Your first advice is to tell them to redo the same thing and expect a different result? That's... literally the definition of insanity permalink embed save parent report reply -xMUdnsPf 3 points 6 days ago No. This is a computer. It follows the rules that it was programmed to follow. Your comment suggests you're on the wrong sub Dermann embed save parent revort reov DMcuteboobs comment score below threshold (13 children) - otaku78 2 points 6 days ago suspect bro has as much success with his coding as he does with his cringe username. 1 success is fine, riiight? permalink embed save parent report reply -VB. Net Advanced SoikeHimself 2 points 5 davs ago' Wow. Where do Ieven begin with this? It's not so much that you're wrong. It's not even that you are being a cvnt about being wrong. It's the sheer and utter lack of skill you are displaying in even beginning to come up with this suggestion. The mindset and way of thinking that befits a successful programmer is mutually exclusive to whatever train wreck this thought came from. It's such an un-programmer thing to say, that your vile conduct and toxic stubborness are completely overshadowed by the sheer stupdity of it. If a junior said this, it would be time to talk about courses. If a senior said this, they should be fired. If someone with "decades of experience" says this.. well, just shoot me now I hope the "decades of experience" was a lie. That would be your only saving grace at this point. If you truly have decades of experience, and you're this bad at problem solving, I can only imagine the pain your manager must feel. Alas, given the fact he employs you, he's probably equally clueless. permalink ember save parent report reply -Guimicals 2 points 5 days ago rdestroyedbywords Dermalink ember save parent report reply sneakdeekbot 1 point 5 davs ago (0 children) Moderator snang M 1 point 5 days ago This might be the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet. permalink embed save parent report reply