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Oh. My. GOD. The FANTASY of a bug-free existence! 😭 Imagine sleeping peacefully in a field instead of staying up until 4AM frantically Googling "why is my code possessed by demons?" The sheer AUDACITY of this meme suggesting we could actually REST if our code worked the first time! Sweetie, I haven't known peace since I wrote my first "Hello World" program. My relationship status? "It's complicated" with Stack Overflow and "desperately dependent" on console.log(). In this alternate universe without bugs, I'd probably remember what sunlight feels like instead of the harsh blue glow of my IDE highlighting 47 syntax errors!

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Ah yes, the two approaches to programming. "Stealing code" is just grabbing that rake and running before anyone notices. "Vibe coding" is when you try to look cool while using that same stolen code but inevitably smack yourself in the face with it. The skateboarders represent developers who think they've mastered the code they copied from Stack Overflow, right before they crash spectacularly into production. Trust me, we've all been there – confidently implementing something we don't fully understand until the exceptions start flying.

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Content luciferlaughs Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs. TC wordswithkittywitch I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What's more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I write this year. Supersciencegeek Ok, so the short version is that scientists want to insert a Useful Gene. But they have no way of knowing if the Useful Gene actually got incorporated into the cat's (or other animal's) DNA. So they glue the Glow Gene to the Useful Gene. If the animal glows, both genes got inserted successfully. Source: luciferlaughs