Haskell Programmers Explaining The Unexplainable

The quintessential DevOps paradox! First panel: angrily complaining there's not enough coding in your job while dreaming of elegant algorithms and beautiful functions. Second panel: absolute terror when faced with actual coding tasks because you've spent the last 8 months writing YAML files and debugging Jenkins pipelines. It's like training for a marathon by exclusively eating energy bars, then being shocked when your legs don't work on race day.

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