Haskell Programmers Explaining The Unexplainable

The robot overlord declares AI will replace programmers if it gets "clear customer needs and detailed specs" while below, a product manager sits calmly stating "the customer want a button that does stuff." Plot twist: programmers' job security isn't threatened by AI but protected by the eternal vagueness of requirements. The mythical "detailed spec" is rarer than a bug-free first commit. Even quantum computers couldn't parse "make it pop" or "just like Amazon but better."

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Content redacted committed 6a0db6 7 minutes ago View source Apprc Optimized app loading 1 file FILTER BY COMMENTS SORT BY Fil v lib provider apploader.dart O 0 -24, 11 24,11 class Apploader extends Cubitint 24 24 emit (state 1); 25 25 26 26 27 await LocalData.ensureInitialization(); await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 300)); await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 50)); if (!context.mounted) throw "Failed init"; 27 28 28 29 29 36 39 31 32 32 33 33 34 34 await context.readSettings().tryLoad(); await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 300)); await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 50)); if (Icontext.mounted) throw "Failed init"; -37,7 37,7 class Apploader extends Cubitint await User (). tryLoad(); if (!User () .loggedIn) return; 137 37 38 38 30 30 40 await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 300)); await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 50));

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