Haskell Programmers Explaining The Unexplainable

haskell Functional programming Monads C programming Programming languages Conspiracy theory Pure functions Lazy evaluation Code complexity

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Haskell Programmers Explaining The Unexplainable

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HONEY, PLEASE! Haskell programmers standing in front of their conspiracy theory walls trying to convince you that monads are "just like burritos" and pure functions are "totally intuitive." Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here writing loops that actually DO something instead of contemplating the philosophical implications of lazy evaluation for eight hours. The mathematical purity is KILLING me! 💀

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