Haskell Programmers Explaining The Unexplainable

The ancestors are not impressed. While generations of family members hoped their descendant would continue the genetic legacy, they're instead witnessing the 4AM debugging session of a semicolon error that took six hours to find. The disappointed spectators from beyond have front-row seats to watch another Friday night sacrificed at the altar of Stack Overflow instead of actual human interaction. Priorities, am I right? The family tree ends with a perfectly indented code tree.

That moment when you run a DELETE query without a WHERE clause and suddenly your database is having an existential crisis. Four million rows just vanished faster than my will to live during a production outage. Pour one out for all those database entries that never got to fulfill their destiny. They were just innocent bits and bytes with dreams of being queried someday. The real tragedy? The backup from last night is corrupted. Time to update that resume.

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Content IT department congratulating me on not opening the phishing test email today Me who hasn't checked my email today

Oh look, the world's most useless verification screen! They literally display the code right above the input boxes. Security experts everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force. This is what happens when the product manager says "make verification simple" and the developer takes it a bit too literally. The kind of code that makes penetration testers cry tears of joy during security audits. Somewhere, a junior dev is proudly announcing they've reduced failed verification attempts by 100%.

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