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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Conspiracy theory Memes

Posts tagged with Conspiracy theory

Haskell Programmers Explaining The Unexplainable

Programming Math
22 days ago 57.5K views 0 shares
Haskell Programmers Explaining The Unexplainable
HONEY, PLEASE! Haskell programmers standing in front of their conspiracy theory walls trying to convince you that monads are "just like burritos" and pure functions are "totally intuitive." Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here writing loops that actually DO something instead of contemplating the philosophical implications of lazy evaluation for eight hours. The mathematical purity is KILLING me! 💀

C Is Uncontrollable

C++ Rust Security Javascript Programming
1 month ago 117.7K views 0 shares
C Is Uncontrollable
The conspiracy theorist's guide to programming languages. While everyone's worried about memory leaks, the real threat is corporate control. C remains the last bastion of freedom in a world where tech giants puppeteer our code. Rust? A Google puppet. JavaScript? FAANG's playground. Meanwhile, C sits there with its pointer arithmetic and segfaults saying "at least I'll let you shoot yourself in the foot with complete freedom ." The tinfoil hat comes with every compiler installation.

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