Outsourcing Your TypeScript Migration To The Real Senior Engineer

Claude Technical debt Code migration Type safety Developer laziness Refactoring Copilot

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Outsourcing Your TypeScript Migration To The Real Senior Engineer

typescript-memes, javascript-memes, ai-memes, claude-memes, technical-debt-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Delegating the TypeScript migration to AI is the modern equivalent of tossing your problems over the wall to the junior dev. Nothing says "I've reached peak seniority" like asking Claude to convert your janky JavaScript codebase while you kick back and pretend you're "architecting." The best part? That "make no mistakes" command—as if AI doesn't hallucinate semicolons like I hallucinate deadlines. Next week's ticket: "Fix all the weird union types Claude created that somehow accept both strings and refrigerators."

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